Take a seat, Ms. Jester. You have five minutes to plead your case.
[She jumps in her seat.] Oi, watch it! I'll get a papercut.
Card guard #2:
Courtly Jester, why should you be released from Wonderland Penitentiary, and allowed to attend Ever After High?
Good question; I'll tell you why. Anybody out there watching this on the MirrorNet, I need your help to get out of here. If you give me a chance to go to Ever After High, I'll be good. Cross my hearts.
Card guard #1:
I admit, I got a little out of hand and made some bad choices. But, the Queen of Hearts started it! Oh, Lizzie's mom made ruling look so fun! What, with all the presents, the loyal subjects...did I mention the presents? [Giggling.] I admit, I got a little out of hand. [Card guards nod in unison.] But Judge Caterpillar was so unfair! I was charged with stealing, but I was re-gifting! Trespassing, but I'd call it party-crashing! [Giggling.] And, identity theft. It was more like dressing up, like people whose stories I wanted to try on! [Giggling.] Okay, I plead guilty on that last one. But I'm a joker, a wild card - pranks is what I do! [She opens her mouth to say something but is flustered and holds back.] Did. Well, what I did. [Nervous chuckling.] I've learned my lesson. I've made up for my crimes by doing community service! Look, I can prove it! [Gets out several flash cards depicting her community service.] I've polished the White Knight's armor 'til you could see yourself in it, I was the three billy goats gruff personal chef, I even gave Tiny the giant a pedicure. I've been punished enough! It's up to you! Only you can choose if I'm to be released and given the chance for a fresh start at Ever After High! So, get online and vote to set me free!