In the music classroom, the students are in the middle of a class.
[Raises hand.] Excuse me, Professor Piper, can you show us that melody again?
Ah, of course, my dear!
Kitty! You know what happens when—
The Pied Piper blows his instrument and rats fall from the sky.
[Sarcastically.] Oh, rats. I forgot! [She disappears.]
Raven Queen, please report to Baba Yaga's office.
Raven eyes the speaker annoyingly.
[Raven walks in Baba Yaga's office.] Um, Madam Yaga, is everything...
Raven finds several students sitting together, along with the Headmaster.
Raven, take a seat. As a faculty advisor, it's my job to meet with the... um...
What? I'm not troubled!
We're here to get you back on the right path... hehe, the wrong path. I'll let your friends explain.
Raven, I adore you! But, like, the other day you spilled that everlasting black ink all over my new ball gown.
That was an accident. I felt really bad and I said I was sorry like a hundred times!
You're not supposed to apologize! You're evil!
Ugh, but what if I don't want to―
[Holds a finger out.] Raven. You're here to listen.
Raven folds her arms angrily and sits down.
Briar, [Briar is texting on her phone.] would you like to go next?
Everyone! [Stands up.] I set up a bungee jumping platform on the east turret―
Briar, hocus focus! Maddie?
I think Raven is wicked awesome just the way she is. [Earl Grey nods in unison.] And you didn't tell me we were here to behassle her. You said we were gonna have a tea party!
Yes, I lied. [Lizzie is playing with her card deck.] We haven't heard from Lizzie Hearts.
[Takes out a Queen card from the deck.] Off with her head! [Slices the Queen card drawing's head off.]
Afterwards, the students start bickering.
Raven is slightly agitated.
Everyone, STOP! [She lashes out her magic by accident, turning the Headmaster into a chicken.]
Now that's what we're looking for from an Evil Queen! [Raven sighs and walks out the door.] I think we made real progress here! But... how do I change back? [He scampers after Raven.] I don't want to be a chicken man!