Pig #3:
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[He pushes in a pair of helium tanks.] Okay, okay. I'm gonna drop dangerous, gas-filled balloons on unsuspecting students! Bum, bum, buuuuum! [He weakly cackles as he hops over to the balloons.]
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Raven Queen:
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Really? Uh, what kind of gas did you fill them with?
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Pig #3:
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Helium.
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Raven Queen:
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Okay, helium is not dangerous. It does this...[Unties a helium-filled balloon and it goes up.]
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Pig #3:
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[Gasps in amazement.]
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Apple White:
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[Apple enters.] I heard you're trying to find an evil replacement to make me happy! That is so mean!
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Raven Queen:
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...Excuse me?
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Apple White:
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You and I are supposed to be frenemies!
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Raven Queen:
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But I don't want to! [Apple sighs in annoyance, folds her arms and turns her back to Raven.] I wanna choose my own destiny!
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Pig #3:
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Girls?
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Raven Queen:
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Why can't you understand that? [In the background, the little pig ties the balloons on the rail to his waist and slowly floats upwards.]
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Pig #3:
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Girls?
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Apple White:
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I can't believe you're doing this!
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Pig #3:
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GIRLS! [Apple and Raven both gasp.] Hi. [Waves.] I don't wanna be an Evil Queen anymore.
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Raven Queen:
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Didn't you say that this was your big dream?
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Pig #3:
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Oh, oh that? That was this morning. [Snorts.] Now, I wanna be...a balloonatic! Bum, bum, buuuuum!
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Raven facepalms.
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Male narrator:
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And so, the struggle continues at Ever After High. Maybe things will just magically work out.
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Female narrator:
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Yeah, when pigs fly.
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Pig #3:
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Ha ha ha!
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