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In a cookery establishment some place in Book End, Blondie announces via MirrorCast that she is to move on to the Mad Hatter's tea shop. | |
Blondie Lockes: | Today, I'll be reviewing that Book End favorite: the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe! |
Madeline Hatter: | [Views from MirrorPad.] Blondie Lockes is coming here? She's the toughest critic ever after! |
Earl Grey jumps frmo her shoulder to her hat and quivers. | |
Raven Queen: | [She puts her hand on Maddie's shoulder.] We got some time. Maybe we could tone down the...you know, wonder? |
C.A. Cupid: | Aren't you just the cutest little—[She reaches a finger out but the butterfly's head enlarges.] aghh! |
Cerise Hood: | We better get to work. |
Madeline Hatter: | If you guys say so... [She clicks her fingers and the butterfly returns back to normal. She shrugs.] Oh. |
Around Madeline, her friends are catching the floating objects and have totally transformed her tea shop into a mundane-looking coffee shop. | |
Madeline Hatter: | [Dully.] Welcome to the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe. |
Blondie Lockes: | I have to say, Maddie, [Takes the menu that Madeline is holding and sits down.] this is not exactly what I hexpected! |
Madeline Hatter: | Well, this is it...my family's tea shop! No wonder or madness here. [She takes the menu away.] What can I get you? |
Blondie Lockes: | Hmm... Umm... |
The butterfly appears behind Blondie but Cupid catches it just in time. Madeline's face lights up a bit but her smile vanishes as soon as the butterfly's gone.
I think I'll have the Charmed-Chai Tea and a Wonderland nut bar. |
Blondie Lockes: | Can I get a refill? |
Madeline Hatter: | Sure... [She uses her finger and a teapot gets led over to Blondie. Raven runs after it.] |
Raven Queen: | [Gasp.] Whoa! [Giggling as she attempts shakily pouring in tea for Blondie.] |
The teapot turns into its original form and floats next to Blondie. | |
Blondie Lockes: | Is that a floating tea kettle? |
Madeline Hatter: | Yes, it is! And there's so much madness and wonder to discover here! These clocks all keep the wrong time, and those doors transport to new and wonder-iffic places. And this is the real Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe, and I don't care if we get a bad review, 'cause to me, this place is hat-tastic! |
Blondie Lockes: | Huh. |
Blondie Lockes: | At first, the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe seemed boring. But then, they let loose the madness, and it became ever after awesome! [She puts her hands on her face to emphasize.] This tea shop is just right! |
Girls: | [Cheering.] |
Blondie Lockes: | Aww, aren't you adorable? |
C.A. Cupid: | No, wait! |
Blondie Lockes: | [Screaming.] |