In a cookery establishment some place in Book End, Blondie announces via MirrorCast that she is to move on to the Mad Hatter's tea shop.
Today, I'll be reviewing that Book End favorite: the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe!
[Views from MirrorPad.] Blondie Lockes is coming here? She's the toughest critic ever after!
Earl Grey jumps frmo her shoulder to her hat and quivers.
[She puts her hand on Maddie's shoulder.] We got some time. Maybe we could tone down the...you know, wonder?
Aren't you just the cutest little—[She reaches a finger out but the butterfly's head enlarges.] aghh!
We better get to work.
If you guys say so... [She clicks her fingers and the butterfly returns back to normal. She shrugs.] Oh.
Around Madeline, her friends are catching the floating objects and have totally transformed her tea shop into a mundane-looking coffee shop.
[Dully.] Welcome to the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe.
I have to say, Maddie, [Takes the menu that Madeline is holding and sits down.] this is not exactly what I hexpected!
Well, this is it...my family's tea shop! No wonder or madness here. [She takes the menu away.] What can I get you?
The butterfly appears behind Blondie but Cupid catches it just in time. Madeline's face lights up a bit but her smile vanishes as soon as the butterfly's gone.
I think I'll have the Charmed-Chai Tea and a Wonderland nut bar.
Can I get a refill?
Sure... [She uses her finger and a teapot gets led over to Blondie. Raven runs after it.]
[Gasp.] Whoa! [Giggling as she attempts shakily pouring in tea for Blondie.]
The teapot turns into its original form and floats next to Blondie.
Is that a floating tea kettle?
Yes, it is! And there's so much madness and wonder to discover here! These clocks all keep the wrong time, and those doors transport to new and wonder-iffic places. And this is the real Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe, and I don't care if we get a bad review, 'cause to me, this place is hat-tastic!
At first, the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe seemed boring. But then, they let loose the madness, and it became ever after awesome! [She puts her hands on her face to emphasize.] This tea shop is just right!