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Maddie is pouring tea in the hallway.
Madeline Hatter: So, it'd be three for tea plus you and me. But, I mixed up the cakes with the cookies; and, the saucers with the scones...[Maddie waves her hand at Raven.] Hello, Raven?
Raven Queen: Sorry, I wasn't really listening. It's just that...Dexter finally asked me out.
Lizzie Hearts: [Laughing in the background.]
Raven Queen: I want this date to be...—
Madeline Hatter: Just right? Then I know just the right person to talk to! [Maddie and Raven leave.]
Dexter Charming: [Dexter closes locker.] I finally did it - I asked Raven out! Oh! Oh, what have I done?[Dexter puts hands on his face.]
Daring Charming: [Daring closes hie locker.] Girl trouble, little bro?

Raven Queen: [Raven signals Blondie] Blondie! Thanks for coming; [Blondie walks over] I know you're getting ready for your big MirrorCast!
Blondie Lockes: Oh yes, on the art of decorating cupcakes! [Faybelle walks by with cupcake] It has to be just right! Oh, excuse me? Hi. Are those fresh cupcakes I smell? [Blondie motions toward herself.] Could I ask—
Faybelle Thorn: Sorry toots, but I don't work here anymore. [Rips off name tag.] Buh-bye.
Blondie Lockes: [Blondie blows name tag off her mouth.] Pff! Well, how rude!
Raven Queen: [Raven sits down.] Anyway the thing is, I've got this date tonight with Dexter—
A barista walks by with tray of cupcakes.
Blondie Lockes: Wow! They couldn't be more just right! A cupcake please? Uh...what were you saying?
Raven Queen: [Raven gestures with spoon.] Well, I've got this date, and—
Blondie Lockes: Ooh! A date! [Gestures.] Okay; let's pretend I'm him and you're you.
Raven Queen: [Points to self.] But I am me...?
Blondie Lockes: I see you and I say, "Why, hello Raven! You look...just right tonight."
Raven Queen: You hesitated...[Raven looks for something wrong with her.] Eh, what's wrong with me?

Dexter Charming: [Dexter puts his hands on his face.] It's going to be a disaster!
Daring Charming: Listen to me, little bro. [Gestures.] You're a Charming! All you need is your knock-out smile. [Smiles.]
Female students: [Girls swoon.] Dreamy... [Sigh.]
Dexter Charming: Okay - let me try. [Dexter does a disturbing smile.] Uhhh...
Female student: [Girls respond in disgust.] Ooh! Really?

Blondie Lockes: And a super special secret with boys is to be extra-selective. For example, [Points behind her.] that boy over there - he's too funny. [Boy walks by and Blondie points to him.] That boy parts his hair too far over to the left.
Male student: [He sighs, hunches over and leaves.]
Blondie Lockes: [Point in front of her.] He chews his food too loudly. [Point to her right.] His hat looks funny...

Daring Charming: And once you've flashed your killer smile, [Wink.] there's not much more too it. [Squeezes Dexter.]  Just be awesome, tall, handsome, popular, and incredibly good-looking. Basically, be me! [Girls hug Daring.]
Dexter Charming: [Dexter hangs his head.] Oh, gort.

Blondie Lockes: [Points to various boys on her Mirrorpad.]...He's too mysterious, and he's too left-handed and his feet are too big and...
Raven Queen: Blondie...
Blondie Lockes: ...he's too quiet, and he's too loud.
Raven Queen: Blondie...
Blondie Lockes: [Barista walks by and Blondie stands up.] She's got cupcakes! A cupcake, a cupcake?
Raven Queen: Blondie! Oh no. [Raven's powers transform Blondie's dress.]
Blondie Lockes: Yeah, you lost control of your powers, but look! It wasn't a bad thing. [Poses with flair.] This cupcake-themed dress is perfect for my MirrorCast! I think you're gonna be just right. [Blondie escorts Raven out of the bakery.]

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