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Raven Queen: Maddie, since my destiny is now mine to write, I'm gonna sign up for a class I never would've taken before: Princessology!
Apple White: [Turns around abruptly.] What?
Raven Queen: I mean, I am a princess...[Points.] technically.
Madeline nods.
Apple White: You can't take Princessology. It's not right! I mean, how would you feel if I signed up for your favorite class: [She glances at Baba Yaga who is filing her nails and announces confidently.] Home Evil-nomics!

Apple innocently walks in her newly assigned class and everyone eyes her.
Baba Yaga: Ms. White! Take a seat. I was just giving out our first assignment. [Switches on a television broadcasting animals in the Enchanted Forest.] I'd like each of you to go into the Enchanted Forest, find an animal—
Apple White: [Raises her hand.] That'll be easy, Madam Yaga! Animals love me!
Baba Yaga: And turn it evil.
Apple White: [Slumps down.] Oh.
Baba Yaga: What exactly about this animal is supposed to be evil?
Apple White: [She strokes the bunny.] Well, it's eating that carrot awfully fast, which will give it a really evil tummy ache!
Baba Yaga: Try again.
Apple White: [The same bunny is used but this time it wears a drawn-on Baba Yaga mask.] I'm so mean! Cower before my meanness!
Baba Yaga: That's just a mask you made with a picture of me! I will give you one last chance to turn that animal evil!
The bunny nuzzles her pointing finger on its nose.

Or else, you'll fail!

Apple White: [Gasps and picks up the trembling bunny.]
Baba Yaga: [Cackling.]

Apple White: [Huff.] Whatever am I going to do? I have to turn you evil, or Raven—
Ram: [Snorting.]
Apple White: [Gasp.] Yes!

Back at class, Apple brings in the ram and hides it behind the curtain. She closes the curtain.
Apple White: Just casting a really evil spell here! [Apple opens the curtain and reveals crafted bunny ears on the ram.] Pretty evil, huh? Huh? Huh?
Baba Yaga: Fine. You pass...[The ram grabs onto her turban and she snatches it back.] with a D! Minus, minus!
Apple White: Yay!

Raven is at her locker.
Apple White: [Apple confidently enters and is pulling a wagon.] Well, Raven, I passed my first Home Evil-nomics project! How's Princessology going?
Raven Queen: [Turns around.] Oh. I dropped that class, like fifteen minutes in. I couldn't take all the smiling [Fakes a smile and points to her cheeks.] practice. Made my cheeks hurt. [She rubs her cheek and shuts her locker. Afterwards, she walks away.]
Apple White: But, that's not fair! Now we have to grow evil plants for class, and mine just keeps[The plant grabs onto her crown.]—ugh! [She uses her handbag to smack it.] Keep your petals on!

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