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The scene opens with a shot of the school then onto Bunny happily skipping.
Brooke Page: Ohh! Mom and Dad doing errands - it's my first time narrating all by myself! [Bunny turns into a rabbit.]
Kitty is napping on a tree someplace else.
Kitty Cheshire: Can you narrate quieter, Brooke?
Brooke Page: Sorry, Kitty. [Bunny hops past.] There goes Bunny. She's meeting Alistair as a favor for Apple, to get a list of who's in the chess club for yearbook. It's also the day of Bunny's first kiss!
Kitty Cheshire: [To Brooke.] Except, it's never gonna happen. Those two are way too deep in the friendzone!
Brooke Page: Let's see what happens.
Kitty disappears as Bunny approaches Alistair, who is busy playing chess.
Alistair Wonderland: Aha! Check! [Stands up and bumps into Bunny.] Ooh, hi, Bunny!
Bunny Blanc: Hi, Alistair! Sorry, I-I thought this is where the chess club meets.
Alistair Wonderland: I am the chess club. We're light on members. Wanna join?
Bunny Blanc: [She lightens up and sighs dreamily.]
Alistair Wonderland: Your move.
Kitty Cheshire: [From far away.] Meow! [Giggling.] Ooh, sorry! I think I saw a rat! [Laughing.]
Brooke Page: Kitty, don't ruin the moment! In fact, let's just turn this story back a few pages.
Kitty Cheshire: Hey, you can't do that!
Brooke Page: I just did. [Clears throat.] Bunny arrived at the gazebo.
Alistair Wonderland: Aha! Check! [Stands up and bumps into Bunny again.] Ooh, hi, Bunny!
Bunny Blanc: Hi, Alistair! Sorry, I-I thought this is where the chess club meets.
Alistair Wonderland: I am the chess club. We're light on members. Wanna join?
Bunny Blanc: [Sighs.]
Alistair Wonderland: Your move.
Kitty Cheshire: [Smugly.] See? Those two wouldn't smooch if you shoved 'em at each other.
Brooke Page: Oh, good idea! [Bunny walks away from the gazebo.] Just then, it began to rain cats and dogs. [Bunny runs back into Alistair.] Mostly cats.
Bunny Blanc: [Sneezes.] Excuse me, um-um, I better go. Before I catch a cold. [She transforms into a bunny and hops away briskly in the rain.]
Alistair Wonderland: But⎯
Kitty Cheshire: [To Brooke, mockingly.] Haha!
Brooke Page: Let's try this chapter once more, from the top. Bunny arrived at the gazebo.
Alistair Wonderland: Aha! Check! [Stands up and bumps into Bunny for the third time.] Ooh, hi, Bunny!
Bunny Blanc: Hi, Alistair! Sorry, I-I thought this is where the chess club meets.
Alistair Wonderland: I am the chess club. Wanna join?
Bunny Blanc: [Sighs dreamily.]
[Alistair holds up a Red Queen chess piece and places it on the board.]
Bunny Blanc: [Bunny moves it on another place on the board, leaving the red side victorious.] Checkmate? [As soon as she kisses Alistair on the cheek, she starts giggling.]
Alistair Wonderland: Ah⎯um, you win! Heh, up for another game?
Kitty Cheshire: I've seen better kisses on an envelope.
Brooke Page: When we let this story unfold naturally, it turned out just purrfect.
Kitty Cheshire: Hey, that's my line!

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